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 "Who's your daddy?" "We eat small children" "We luv you long time" "Send Money" "First time's free" "Pet the monkey" "Do you LoungeNet?" "Don't hate us because we're beautiful" "Beer" "No really, Send Money" And our readers have come through again with some colorful suggestions as to what our slogan(s) should be. When we're utterly bored someday maybe we'll do some cool voting and or randomizing scripty dealy (Maybe I should commission Big Kyle?) Anyways here they are. "We're a bunch of cockmonkeys." "Playing in your ass jungle since 1996." "I am sick, she's my mom." "Using your nutsack as a punching bag." "Hornier than a pod of Bonobo monkeys." "We'll show you ours if you show us yours." "Putting Steve Buscimi in a power chipper since 1996." "Sucking Satan's Pecker! Suck it!" "People very intimate with our left hands..." "That's not cream in your coffee..." "Putting it in and sliding it out!" "Encouraging Safe Yeti sex since 1996." "Double fisted pistolero action" "Yer Sister's keeper." "Nice Ass!" "Swallowing the worm." "Keeping black triangles on our mind." "Banging our heads to Herb Albert." "Cutting your cake with our knife." "Giving the dog a bone." "Schllllllllllltttttttttttttccccccccccccccchhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfffffffffffffPlllllllllllllllllll llllllllttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttttttttttttttttttccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhh! (Sound of Kracken having sex with a phone)" "Being pimp." "Wishing we were as cool as Alex." "Beating the crap out of Alex since 1996" "We hate to see you go, but we love to watch you leave." "Grrr! That Alex is a festering boil on our butt!!!" "Time to plunder the booty! Arrr!" "Splock!" "You want a surprise? Bend over!" "Meat is murder, and Meat is Good, therefore Murder is Good?" "Tofu is Peeeooople!" "Choking the chicken since 1996" "Selling out to the UC Regents since 1996." "5 dollah suckee suckee!" "Hot college coed teens" "Up in your dot com since 1996." "Bork Bork Bork" "Lookin' fo' nappy dugout since 1996" "Rape the horses and ride off with the women!" "Punching holes in dogmatic principles since 1996." "Poppin your cherry since 1996" "This is where you are going today." "Down with O.P.P. since 1996." Any other suggestions, send them to us |
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